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I’m a fool and this is the sound of my money parting
“Bbbbbrrrrringggg.” “Hello?” “Mr. Ad-libb3d?” “Yes.” “Hi, this is Charles from one of your omnipotent and all-powerful telephone, cable and Internet …Continue reading »
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I confess…I am one great big Halloweenie
Halloween is fast approaching and, as is typical for this time of year, my kids are making me watch far …Continue reading »
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We love your work, babe. We just don’t consider it to be worth anything.
Those of you who have been at this blogging gig for a while understand that maintaining and growing a blog …Continue reading »
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My abs of steel are protected from damage by a soft pillowy coating
It was inevitable. I just didn’t want to admit it. There comes a time in every man’s life when he …Continue reading »
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I can’t hear you, but perhaps that’s because my ears are still bleeding
Loving Wife was casually browsing the internet last week when she noticed it. Her ensuing statement was innocent enough, but …Continue reading »
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Like time, my WordPress reader waits for no man
Remember when you were a kid and it seemed like you had too much time? I can remember being eight …Continue reading »
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I heard the NaNoWriMo call my name…
First, let me tip my hat to all those dedicated NaNoWriMo-ers out there. I know that none of you are …Continue reading »
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I am alpha-wolf. Hear me whimper.
When I was a kid, one of my favorite authors was James Herriot, who wrote wonderful nostalgic stories about his …Continue reading »
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Freshly Pressed and partying like a rock star. You may now commence your...
Humour me, everybody, for just this one post while I get this out of my system. The blue ink’s barely …Continue reading »
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I’m going skiing. Anyone feel like giving me a lift home from the emergency...
It’s mid-November and my family and I live smack in the lower middle section of British Columbia, Canada, where someone …Continue reading »
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I wouldn’t stop here if I were you. This is bat country.
Sound of people murmuring, sound of shuffling chairs. “Hi everybody. Feel free to take a seat anywhere. I know it’s …Continue reading »
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Happy holidays! Now would somebody help me find an effing parking spot?
The holiday season is upon us, dear friends, and those of us who are not still passed out and snoring …Continue reading »
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The fine art of knowing my limits
I just have to face it – time has not been on my side lately. Between family, work, and countless …Continue reading »
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Here endeth my silent night
My dear friends, I’m back from a ten-day textless void, where I learned two important things. The first thing I …Continue reading »
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Fashionably dysfunctional, and darn proud of it
Recently my wife threatened to throw away all my clothes. Given the chilling tone with which she made the statement, …Continue reading »
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I’m not asking for much this Christmas…just everything on this list
Dear Santa, Ad-libb3d here. Sorry that it’s been such a long time since we’ve spoken. I was around nine years …Continue reading »
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I’m too lazy to google what auld lang syne means anyway
Perhaps it’s the peaceful Sunday morning solitude that comes from being the first in the household to rise, or maybe …Continue reading »
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When the bugs take over the universe, I hope they remember I didn’t try to...
The first thought that went through my mind when I saw it this morning was, “Seriously? You’ve got to be …Continue reading »
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For those of you unable to tell, the following blog post is funny
If you haven’t already guessed from the fact that nearly all of my blog posts are tagged with the word …Continue reading »
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Some things are better left un-Googled
The Internet is a wonderful, magical place filled with mountains of information on every subject you could possibly imagine, but …Continue reading »
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